Sunday, October 19, 2025

Bad Detectives Cider Safari

 If you like apple juice but hate to think

I’m gonna tell you ‘bout the greatest drink
From Mudgeley to the Kalahari
Won’t you come on a Cider Safari with me?

If you’re shakin’ all over and lacking zest
A gallon of farmhouse works the best
Come sup with the angels drink with the Devil
Have a lost weekend on the Somerset levels

Yeah, Drink, drink, drink – the Cider Safari
Drink, drink, drink – the Cider Safari
Drink, drink, drink – the Cider Safari
Let’s go drinkin’ now, everybody’s thirsty now – Cider Safari

You can have it cloudy or fizzy with ice
Put it in a Snakebite, it still tastes nice
You can knock it back when you’ve got the bug
Your supermarket sells it in a three litre jug

Well it comes in a bottle of plastic or glass
It doesn’t judge you on creed or class
From the lowliest tramp to royalty
Won’t you come on a Cider Safari with me?

It’s a party in a bottle, a rockin’ scene
But beware it’s got the fighting gene
Read the government warning, don’t listen to me
And drink alcohol respons-ib-a-lly